Litterbugs

Dirty rotten lazy good for nothing polluters are selfish bastards. Not those greedy industrial polluter types that rape and pillage the life sustaining goodness of earth. Oh, they’re bastards too, but let’s save that mess for another day. Today, it’s about you, the littering pedestrian.

One cannot walk five steps in the city without spotting some kind of discarded trash. It is ugly and unnecessary. How hard is it, really, to hold on to your silly little wrapper until you pass a garbage receptacle. Most of you know of and would abide by the fundamental camping rule to carry out what you carried in. Once in the city, all these considerations are litter-ally thrown out the window. You all know better and do it just the same.

Your petty whines have all been heard before. The waste bins are always overflowing, the wrapper was all sticky, it's only a cigarette butt, whah, whah, whah. It won't kill you to stuff a wrapper in your pocket/handbag. Think about it, people. If you don't want it in your pocket/handbag, we certainly don't want it cluttering our gutters. You wouldn’t dream of littering during your little jaunts in the country, so it's utterly bewildering why you would in your own neighbourhood.

Simply put, disposing your garbage in waste bins and such is an easy way to help keep the city clean and pleasant. It may even go to making those deafening, exhaust spewing, gutter sweepers and sidewalk vacuums, our taxes pay for, a little less frequent.

Have a hoot AND not pollute