Friday, January 20, 2006

Apathy Rules

Whiny, disgruntled and apathetic Canadians too weary to vote make up the largest voting block in this potentially great nation. If they all voted, we’d finally be rid of the 2¼ ruling parties that discouraged them in the first place.

Last time, 39% of eligible voters didn’t bother voting. Thus, the corrupt Liberals that got to mis-run this country received a mere 23% of the potential vote. No joke! The deceitful Conservatives only got 17%, the dipsy NDP 9% and 7% pour le Bloc-tĂȘtes. And be sure, a good chunk of those voters weren’t too enthusiastic about their choice either.


It wouldn’t take much to till the soil of our tired old political landscape of greed, corruption and cronyism. This Monday, we would certainly shake the foundation if everyone simply voted. There’s a myriad of other parties advocating dope, Christianity, socialism, libertarianism, capitalism, communism (at least 2), environmentalism and/or tribalism. Or we can sit back and get the same old, same old.

Have a hoot, vote your ass off

No comments: