Sourpuss

It seems that vanity trumps commonsense when it comes to eyewear. In effort to preserve an illusion of youth, self-conscious fools (except for those creepy contact wearers and poor laser surgery guinea pigs) often won’t wear eyeglasses. But they’re efforts are nullified when reduced to squinting to see clearer. Scrunching up your face to manipulate the shape of your eyeballs, yeah that’s pretty.

Just as a simple smile can make even the plainest of mugs a beautiful sight, squinting can transform a beautiful face into a lemon-sucking sourpuss.

Have a hoot, four-eyes