God Complexes

The Quebec Human Rights Commission got it wrong when it ruled that a Montreal college must try to find prayer space for Muslim students, who had complained they were forced to pray in stairwells.

Religious freedom is enshrined in our constitution, not free religion. We’re all free to preach, worship and pray. If religoids need facilities to do this, they are free to find them like everybody else, which usually entails forking over some rent/mortgage money. As we are still in a capitalist society (much to my chagrin), we all have to pay as we go to attend to our individual needs.

From my point of view, there’s no difference praying to Ganesha, the Hindu Elephant-God, Jambi the Genie from Pee-Wee's Playhouse or, for that matter, to the almighty Caffeine Gods. What ever floats the boat. So if they’re providing prayer rooms in institutions run in large part on my hardly earned money, it better have a big ass television - good cable package included - and some kick ass coffee, cause I’m coming over for some spiritual enlightenment too.

Have a hoot, Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho

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