Friday, June 09, 2006

Fountains of Youth

Where the heck are all the water fountains? Time was you’d conveniently find a fountain to quench your thirst in most parks and the like. With every passing year there are fewer and fewer. Soon there will be none.

A paranoid would think the city is in cahoots with the bottled drink industry. I bet it’s just us getting less and less the more taxes we pay.

Fountains have been quaint part of our city landscape for generations. Fountains are very useful for the citizen on the go. Fountains help reduce litter. Fountains are relatively cheap ($1,000 to $3,500). Most importantly, fountains are great.

Bring back the fountains of my youth.

Have a hoot, but I thought we was supposed to be advancing

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Randy newman keeps recycling his stupid corny blues and jazz riffs and making some random shit up that children could do in the back of a car on a long road trip...

His time has long since passed and he only gets rehired because his credit in a movie or show will get some attention...

Just like Kim Kardashians....not talent, her biggest fame is because she knows how to f#$@ and I'm sure millions of others are better. But if you put her name on my independent movie about feces and stool, it will be the next summer blockbuster hit.