Friday, December 30, 2005

Children are fat because. . .

Children are fat because they’re pushed in strollers when they are perfectly able to walk. Just because a hurried lifestyle or whiney brat makes it more convenient to strap ‘em in and wheel ‘em along - like wee Hannibal Lecters - is no excuse. Don’t want the real burden (to some a joy) of raising kids but still like to care for cute little things, get a gerble. If you love children, make ‘em walk their fat little arses off.
Have a hoot, give ‘em a boot

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

angry....grrrrrr